Because I love you all, and you need to have a quick reference tool for these sorts of things.
BLOGGER.COM'S PROFILE INTERESTS
RELATED TO SEX, SEXUALITY, OR SEX-RELATED SEX STUFF
%1-10
Probably female, sexually secure but a little on the shy side. Possibly sweet-natured but with a tendency toward prudishness.
%10-25
Safe zone. Male or female, good sense of humor and outgoing personality.
%25- 60
“Bro,” never female.
%65-85
“Dominatrix,” never male.
%85-87
Someone you want to get to know a little bit better, but never give your address to.
%87-100
Not terribly interested in blogging at all.
RELATED TO NUTRITION AND HEALTHCARE
%1-25
Conscientious human being, probably a fairly cool person with a realistic personality and self-esteem.
%26-100
Obnoxious asshole.
RELATED TO TELEVISION, ENTERTAINMENT, ETC.
%1-50
Typical person.
%51-100
Vapid idiot.
RELATED TO BOOKS
%1-10
Shallow, boring, possibly really tan.
%11-35
Probably really likes sports.
%36-60
Your dream girl, or dream boy, regardless of the books listed.
%61-100
Fucking liar (librarians excluded).
Attack! def:
The act of maliciously, humorously, and other adverbs too, having good natured fun with the mundane, and things we wish were much simpler. Like relationships, technology, and rhetoric. Enjoy us.
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